Behind the scenes of the closed cockpit door

On an afternoon flight parked at Langkawi airport, for a flight back to KL.
Being the end of the weekend, and at a famous tourist island, passangers are expected to be loads..and hott heheh

Intercom from plane to ground crew-

"Cockpit to Ground, how do you read me?"
"Ground to Cockpit, readability number 4, loud and clear boss"
"Ground checks all clear?"
"Checks all done, area clear, ready to board pax cap'n?"
"Go ahead with the boarding"
"Check, boarding now"

"Cockpit to Ground, requiring assitance on ground area lookout"
"Ground to Cockpit, lookout in progress, anything wrong cap'n?"
"Takde lah, cuma nak confirm, pax pompuan kai baju hijau tu tadi..mcm canteekk aje..mungking dari jauh aje kot?"
"Sabar ye, il ask my crew to get a closer view"
"Get back to me asap"
"huii cap'n buleh tahan lerr..yg kawan dia tu, yg topi merah tu, sexy gilerr laa..senyum senyum lak tu"
"haha okay okay cun..baju hijau dan topi merah, confirm?"
"Confirmed cap'n"

Intercom from cockpit to cabin crew-

"Cabin crew, this is the cap'n"
"Yes, cap'n? this is liza"
"Lizaa~ buleh tolong sikit tak?"
"nak apa apa cap'n?"
"ada nampak tak pax muda dan cantek 2 orang, sorang baju hijau dan sorang lagi topi merah"
"oohh ada cap'n, nak minta tackle cap'n?
"tak ader lah..cuma nanti, bila dah landing, make sure to tell them cap'n and the cockpit crew say hi, yea?"
"haha boleehh cap'n..nama mereka nak tak?"
"buleh gak"
"takde problem cap, nanti saya tolong"
"okie..thank you lizaa~"


yupp, this is the kind of people i have to work with everyday..and all of the captains are the same, no matter race or age. And they say pilots are professionals? hahaha professionals my ass.


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btw..to the cap'n of this blog, One, Happy belated man!
may u live a long and smokin life heh
from your co-pilot.